Why Chinese should'nt Choose Christian Names that dun fit with their Surname

MANDARIN
Anne Chang(Dirty), Anne Chin(Keep Quiet), Faye Chen(Dusty), Jane Tan(Frying Eggs), Henry Mah(Hate Your Mum), Paul Chan(Bankrupt), Nelson Tan(Bird Lay Egg), Leslie Tong(Rubbish Bin).

HOKKIEN
Carl Cheng(Buttock), Monica Cheng(Touch Your Buttock), Lucy Leow(You Die Already), Suzie Leow(Lose Till Die), Corrine Tai(Poor Fellow), Carmen Tng(Leg Hair Long), Danny See(Squeeze You Die), Rosie Teng(Screws & Nails), Pete Tsai(Nose Shit).

CANTONESE
Connie Mah(Call Your Mum), Macy Koh(Never Die Before).

My New Car registered 18 July 08 (1878)

Welcoming Certificate by SM Motors for being a proud owner of my new Volve S60.

Prior to unveiling my New toy. Excited man.

Both my parents were very excited too and wanted to join in durng the collection this morning.

Collected my dream New Car, a Volvo S60 2.0T this morning at 930am, 19 July 08 (1978), same as the year my fiancee is born. Sweet experience together with my beautiful wife to be and my proud and happy parents.

Our bidded car number, SJJ 7578 H, Sweetheart John & Jen born 1975 & 1978 holding Hands together.

Dinner at Zhenyuan's Place

Tonight had home cooked dinner for the first time with my future-in-laws at their place, found out that I was the first guy their daugther ever brought home for dinner. Ha ha honor all mine..sweet experience. Later came home and ate the super good durians my dad bought specially for Zhenyuan. Perfect Monday Evening.

What a Wonderful Sunday 13 Jul 08

Went to ISTANA for the President Garden Reception for SAF between 4pm to 730pm. After which rush down to The Shangrila Hotel for The 50th Lions Clubs International Dinner with Zhenyuan.

Celebrating My Future Father-in-Law 56th Birthday

This evening went out with Zhenyuan and her family to Success Vegetarian restaurant at 301 Changi Road to have dinner to celebrate her dad's 56th Birthday. We ate Vege steam boat, first time trying it, taste great and healthy. Yum Yum. Really enjoyed myself very much. Now I felt like i have two families. Very nice and good feeling that's how I will describe the situation and moments. Loving it every moments. Love them so much. Come next month, I will be helping to prepare her youngest sister's Wanyuan's 21st Birthday celebration. Rememeber my own 21st Birthday, doing my first guard duty at Tekong on a sat which happened to be my BD too. Ha ha, I had a great and wonderful time with them.

My Dream Car

Wow! what a crazy weekend. On 27 Jun 08, after going to see Master Eric, a fortune teller recommended by Pepper, he told me about my life and also my past that had happened before, it really blow me away, because it was so accurate. Ha Ha. Told me what colour was good for me and the things I need and will have in future. Told me the type of car I should be driving, Mercs, Volvo, Jaguar, Lexus, Saab or any Japanese Car. A week later on 5 Jul 08 last Sat, went car shopping and I really book and bought my Volvo, a S60 at the retail price of $137,000, as it was having a two day promo, I got it for $114,000 after getting a discount of $23,000. Yes, I will be collecting it next Fri Evening on 18/07/ 08. The Registeration number for the car tha I have bid for at $1011 is SJJ7578H, stands for Sweetheart John & Jen (our middle name) born year 75 & 78 respectively Holding Hands forever which will be on my new Volvo which have a tag line of Volvo for Life.