MEN & WOMEN II (JOKES)

WOMAN
When she's 18, she's a football, 22 men going after her.
When she's 28, she's a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she's 38, she's a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she's 48, she's a ping pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
When she's 58, she's a punctured ball, her man keep her for good memories.


MAN
At 20, a man is like a coconut, so much to offer so little to give.
At 30, a man is like durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40, a man is like watermelon, big round and juicy.
At 50, a man is like mandarin orange, the season will come but once a year.
At 60, a man is like a raisin, dried out,wrinkled and cheap.